I sustained an injury while cycling to work today.
A BMW (why is it always a white van or BMW?) pulled out in front of me from a side road. I could see what he was going to do so had already slowed right down. When he finally saw me and swerved enough that he then couldn’t make the corner I punched his car. Gave him quite a shock. But I broke an old cut on a finger which is now bleeding.
Anyway, I stopped by his drivers window and told him if I was actually a car his precious BMW would be dented and we’d be exchanging insurance details now. Perhaps he’ll take note, perhaps not. But I tried educating a BMW driver on how to drive (no easy feat).